Conversations

I had a great conversation with my friend Eileen the other night. I spoke about this over-powering need for me to go somewhere where I can be topless on a beach before I don't have my real breast anymore.

That lead into much laughter about how I can do that now just by flashing people as I used to do in college! We also decided that since boob prosthesis that you stick into your bra or whatever are very expensive and we should introduce "boob in a box" for those of us on a budget. The first purchase would be a perfectly shaped bag of peas to be frozen and used directly after surgery for the pain AND to look great. Then, we would form a boob out of rice or beans or maybe even pasta, with a nipple in the correct place. We could do this all mail order and charge just enough to keep us in money for several vacations and wine. We could probably get all the supplies free because it is for a good cause - many bags of frozen peas and the rest of the food stuffs (ha ha - stuffs!) could be donated by, like, Green Giant or something. Then we could get cast off hosiery for the outside to match peoples normal skin color!

Now if someone takes this idea from this blog and does something, you better cut us in because I will hunt you down and throttle you! Or cut something off!

Laughter is good. Especially belly laughs! Thanks, Eileen!